- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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