- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

womens rights

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A baby seal walks into a club.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

black people

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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