- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Democracy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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