- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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