- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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