- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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