How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Cliterus

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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