- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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