What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Racial Equality

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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