whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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