why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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