- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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