- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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