- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

how do you win a game try your best

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Women's rights

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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