Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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