- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

I C U P White stuff

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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