Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Gay rights.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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