- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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