- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's brown an sticky Shit

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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