- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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