- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Man U

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Urban ghettos

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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