- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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