- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

I Have a Black Friend

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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