- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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