- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

anti jokes are really funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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