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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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