- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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