- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

This isn't funny.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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