2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Dead girls can't say no.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Hello.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Republicans

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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