what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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