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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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You are joking right?

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Communism hehe xd

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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