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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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