josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

My jeans

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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