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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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