What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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