How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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You are joking right?

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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