Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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