- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Your mom went to college

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??