Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Okay.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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