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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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