- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I'm Polish.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

womens rights.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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