- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

You idiot.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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