- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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