- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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