- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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