- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

whats gay and american? a gay american

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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