- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

im telling maguire

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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