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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

the economy.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.