Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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