- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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