- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

binladin walks into the american seals

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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