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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

This is not a joke.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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