what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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