- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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