- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Guest what in the butt

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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