- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

ask me if im a door yes

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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