What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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