- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A guy walks into a bar

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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