- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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