- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Leave. Now.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

SHUT UP JP

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