What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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