- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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