- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Please don't shoot me

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Gretta has five legs? -no

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

All of these jokes are about white people

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the man die? He was old.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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