Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Face...the other white meat!

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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