How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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