What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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