- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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