- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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