- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your mums a potato

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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