Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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