Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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