What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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The Morman Religion.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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