- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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