Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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