Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

there once was a frog with no leggs

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Women's rights

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

woman's rights

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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