- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

you see theres this guy.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Your're racist.

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