- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Tall asians

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