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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.