- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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