- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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