whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Anti Joke

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