- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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