bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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