Boys and girls, I only have a few seconds left, and I am going to take these few seconds and teach you.... the longest story in the Universe! You may think this show is all fun and games, but you are in school! And this is an educational program! And there will be a test! And you will be graded on that test! And that grade will go on your permanent record! And your permanent record will follow you around for the rest of your life!!! So, you better pay attention. It goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. 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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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