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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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