- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Where's my tractor?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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