- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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