How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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