- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

what is 3+3= 8

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Potassium? K.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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