- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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