- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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