knock knock who's there ?

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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