- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

whos on the right track? lady gaga

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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