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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A young baby died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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9/11

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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