Homo say what?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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