What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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rent a cops

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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