- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

knock knock who's there ?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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