- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A praying mantis is very graceful

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

America

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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