Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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the sky is green no it is not

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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