Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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