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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

lets bomb africa

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

DEATH.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

one morning i turned on my tv

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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