Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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