- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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