- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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every cloud has a silver lining

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is my name? I dont know

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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