- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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