- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Neil is a reterd.

Pickles

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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