Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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woman's rights

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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