what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Anti Joke

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