- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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