An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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