- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

where's mom I killed her

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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