- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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