- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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