Im gay What about you

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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