- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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