How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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