- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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