- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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