Your so gay, that you like men!

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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