- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Obama = ebola

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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