Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

God is real.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Yellow People !!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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