- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

i love to lick...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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