What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Neither did she.

i like it in the mouth

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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