- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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